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TO THOSE WHO DON'T WANT THEIR WORK PROMOTED

Hey guys and gals! We FIND and PROMOTE people's work, we never take credit for things we haven't written, we just love sharing the things that are interesting, but if you don't want your work or pictures shown, please let me know and I'll take it off, we're not trying to harm any one here or infringe on anyone's copyrights, just late night entertainment for my friends and I after a long days of work.

We're not making money off the site, nor are we publishing anything to other places through feedburner claiming that it's our work, just a hobby of finding cool things around the internet, that's all. Sometimes we copy and paste too quickly and a link giving you credit doesn't appear, if that's the case and you DO want your work promoted, we will add in the backlink, we would love to give credit where credit is due!

Please contact me or drop a comment on any posts you guys don't want up and I'll take it off within 24 hours, thanks!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Jerry Springer Contestants

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER PARK TRASH WHEN:

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The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
 

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You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
 

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You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
 

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You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
 

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Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." 
 

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You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 
 

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Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey watch this." 
 

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You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 
 

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Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 
 

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Your junior prom had a day-care. 
 

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You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." 
 

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You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
wheels. 

 

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The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. 
 

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You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 
 

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One of your kids was born on a pool table. 
 

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You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 
 

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You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it
 

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You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk. 
 

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Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 
 

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Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs

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